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All things considered (Little sappy something for the nerds): by Kamah

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I look for the one with the oxygen saturated liquid
To pass the fluid generously into the wanting
I need the gas exchange
But only one holds the sweet nectar I require
And when he’s not around I begin to suffocate
He is what makes my heart pump and pound…
He is what makes the air force into my lungs…
He is […]

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Paranoia: by imnogeek

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Wrote this a few years ago now…
Paranoia
My bottom’s too big, my hair doesn’t grow,
I wear pretty hats - so my dandruff won’t show,
I tend to get pimples and big yellow zits,
I have a small chest (well you can’t call them tits!)
My eyebrows are bushy, my mouth is too wide,
my legs are too bandy (if you […]

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Conflicted with Authority: by Harbinger

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Taken from my blog. Not edited or proof-read, and more of a rant, but I figured this forum needed some attention.
Perhaps it’s simply the fervor of youth, but I feel like some ER Physicians give up a bit too easily. As I’m on the code team, I see alot of things go down. Yesterday we […]

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