Sure as the sun rises…
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
Sure as the sun rises, I get to work Monday morning and there are 10 voice mail messages from the front desk. Lynnette, my ever so skilled TIER I helper – now secretary, gives me one of those “You fucking bastard” looks as she enters my office.
“Mr. Morgan, the […]
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Windows Trick
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
OK Everyone stay tuned. Anyone that wants to be featured as my apprentice please PM me and let me know if you want me to use your real name or screen name.
Here’s a windows trick for the lusers that keep complaining that every time they do anything the get […]
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The Bastard SysAdmin Episode II, Chapter I
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
Well for those of you, who have been following my return; let me give you a quick update. After the fiasco a few months back with the unauthorized software install, video clips that put worlds funniest to shame and the introduction of fresh food and Julie to my […]
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The Bastard SysAdmin Returns Part III
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
Monday morning, zero dark thirty. The weekend is still kind of a blur. I remember something about either dropping my PDA into my beer glass while taking a leek, or maybe peeing in my beer glass while flushing my PDA down the toilet. I open my eyes completely […]
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Saturday Morning
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
0600 Saturday morning and I get back to my house, walk into my living room, and turn on my Sharp 65″ AQUOS LCD HDTV, (Model LC65D90U). Crank Surround Sound and pop in Space Balls the movie. Something about going straight to ludicrous speed always cracks me up. I pop […]
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The Bastard SysAdmin Returns – Part I by: Dinowuff
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
Why do I try? I am a personable individual. I care. I feel for my common man. Everyone should be able to understand and use technology. I will help everyone.
*ARGGGGGGGG* *SCREAM* Cold sweats. Talk about night terrors.
The last few nights I have awoken from nightmares in where I […]
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The Bastard System Administrator
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Written by Dinowuff: The Bastard System Administrator
Now I’ve been known, from time to time, to write about my typical work day. Usually whining about stupid users or idiot managers. So once again….
The other day I was looking at my AV database (Trend Micro) and noticed that I only had a few licenses left. That’s odd, […]
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Tales from the Convenience Store
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Written by l3lacklce
Greetings and Hallucinations Kudos to the Eggman for getting the ball rolling with this wonderful occasional Blog. Being the lazy kinda guy I am combined with putting in entirely too many hours at my job in the C-Store, and the fact that I’ve never considered doing one for myself until he suggested it, […]
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Tales from the Convenience Store
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Written by l3lacklce
So there was this drunk… Saturday a couple of weeks ago I had the dubious pleasure of working the afternoon/early evening shift. It was hot, as Texas weather usually is during the late summer, so we were selling massive quantities of beer. Amidst the hustle and bustle of rapid fire transactions I looked […]
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Tales from the Convenience Store
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Written by l3lacklce
Now the Second Story!
Our favorite K9 Officer Friendly was one of the officers that worked this scene. He’s the same one that officially ‘collared’ my car thief from the last time I spoke of things along these lines.. Now after it was all over, Officer Friendly entered the store to get his soda […]
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Tales from the Convenience Store
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Written by l3lacklce
This one’s a bit dated, having occurred about 4 days after Katrina. Episode 3 - Be Prepared
It was a hot, dry, dusty afternoon outside as I stood working the 1pm-9pm, the toughest shift for the store all week. It’s me, myself, and I manning the register, listening to the complaints of ultra high […]
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